Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Artist Deathmatch 2.0: Who Wants to Win 30 Dollars?

The Summer of the Illumi-Nerdi: The Artist Deathmatch 2.0!



Last night, we planned for a huge celebration. Originally, we posted a video to announce that our blog hit 30,000 views in 7 months But the video failed to work. Anyways, thank you everyone for all of your support and we hope you are ready for the Summer of the Illumi-Nerdi. 

Also, we are announcing that we are officially taking submissions for our Artist Deathmatch 2.0.  Our first champion, Steven 'Sash' Scott, will not be participating. He stated, "unfortunately- in part because of the first Deathmatch" and because of his really awesome skills, he is too busy working on projects. For the new Artist Deathmatch, we decided to make a few changes.

1. We are no longer using everyone's favorite superheroes and super villains. 

2. Besides an interview and advertising of your art, the winner will receive $30 dollars. That is 1 dollar for every thousand view we have received.

3. The artists will be designing characters created by The Illumi-Nerdi. The Artist Deathmatch 2.0 will consist of five rounds. We will provide the artist with 2-3 characters and a scenario. We will give each artist a full description and profile of the characters (physical attributes and personality traits) so that he/she can get a comprehensive understanding of who each individual is. Each character is one piece of a larger picture, which will be created by the artists in the final round. 


The first round entries will be due in two weeks, June 12, at 10:00 PM EST. We will announce the first round details by June 6, so please get back to us as soon as possible.


If you're interested in participating (who could say no to free advertising, an interview and 30 smackaroos?!) contact us at extras2124@gmail.com


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Thursday, May 24, 2012

Someone from DC is Coming Out of the Closet

Earlier this week, DC Comics announced that one of their "major male iconic characters" was joining the "other team". Of course, all the online boards exploded. Everyone thought they could predict who was going to be gay. A few guesses: Superman, Batman, Jimmy Olsen, Dick Grayson and finally Alfred Pennyworth. A few days ago on Twitter, Scott Snyder responded to the rumors that Batman was coming out of his Bat Cave/ Closet to declare that he was gay:


So....Lets start making a few guesses.


Shazam: Yes, we have seen Billy Batson but we have yet to see his alter-ego Shazam (Formerly known as Captain Marvel). I have a feeling he isn't a member of the Catholic Church.


Ra's Al Ghul: Rumors are that he is returning in this month's Batman: Incorporated. Maybe his daughter, Talia, was a drunken mistake. 



Wally West and Ralph Dibny: Two Words: Fanboy Outrage 

Vibe: My money is on this guy for two reasons. 1)According to Geoff Johns, he returns in Justice League's third story arc. 2) Look at his costume.


Ted Kord: His death remains one of the saddest comic book deaths EVER. He is a millionaire like Batman but not as cool. For example, he transports around in a large beetle. For years, the fanboys have been begging Dan Didio to return Ted to the land of the living. If he returns, will his bromance with Booster become more than that? 

Check out our new poll: "Who will be coming out of the DC closet?" 

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

The Winner and Champion of the First Ever Writer Deathmatch!

Damn, we should have done this a long time ago. Here you go fans, the winner of the Illumi-Nerdi's first ever Writers Deathmatch is ...........Scott Closter!!! Congratulations Scott. A few weeks ago, we emailed Scott and told him we had a surprise. In Round 4 of the Writers Deathmatch, the contestant had to submit their final page of their mini series. We decided to have the winner of the Artist Deathmatch, Steven 'Sash' Scott draw the final page.




Who is Scott Closter?

This is a question I ask myself daily, perhaps hourly, and it's littered through everything I write. But for now, let's keep things simple. 

After toiling in IT for what seems like forever, several years ago I decided I that I needed a new creative outlet after the band I was playing in had split up. I had always enjoyed writing and figured it would be worth a try as I could hole myself up and grab as many learning materials and bother as many people as possible on the Internet for guidance at my own pace.

I somehow wound up working with Michael Devito and Jon Conkling at Th3rd World Studios, and with their help I was able to dip my toes into the industry. I initially began writing some of the Eskimo Dave strips that were running on the Th3rd World site at the time while developing the mini-series Space Doubles. As I began to work on what became my current webcomic SPi (seen over at http://www.spicomic.com/) several things in my personal life changed and I had to pull back from focused creative work for a few years. It's only been since the start of this year that I've been able to pull everything back together and focus on the various projects that I had previously begun to develop. Currently I'm working with Braden Poirier, the penciller of SPi, on developing several pitches that we hope will flourish into full-blown projects.



Is there anything else you want to say about your story that we do not
know already?

Well, that's a great question. I definitely tried to not give too much away during the competition, as I wanted to keep the story in my back pocket to further develop what I'd written. However, to add to the general sense of direction the story takes, I can simply state that "nothing is what it seems" when it comes to The Sixth, Ohm and The Absurdist, and would suggest to anyone interested that they read up on the eight-circuit model of consciousness.

What inspired your story?

I'm fascinated by characters that are put into situations that make them doubt the carefully crafted reality they've developed for themselves. I enjoy taking these situations and presenting them to the reader in such a way that even they are temporarily unsure of what's status quo. When I read about the competition, I think it was several days before it started, I wanted to make sure I  would have the time to come up with something new, so I took some ideas from Prometheus Rising, a Robert Anton Wilson book I had recently (re)read, and proceeded to wrap your suggested story outline around it. From that basic starting point, I was able to flesh out the entire plot of a five issue mini-series.


What was your biggest obstacle during the contest?

There were actually two obstacles that come to mind, the first I had to deal with before the contest even started. It can be pretty easy to underestimate the amount of time you're going to have to put into something like this. On the surface it doesn't seem like it would take much effort. Create some characters, write a summary, write a plot, write a page, but in reality you have to figure out the entire story-line before the competition begins, otherwise as the rounds progress it's going to be pretty obvious that you're just throwing ideas at the wall and hoping enough of them stick to get you through to the next round. With a full time job that generally runs beyond the eight hour work day, and needing to find time beyond that to spend with my family, creating on a daily basis can get a little tricky.

As far as the contest itself, when it got to the third week, we had to give the general plot outline for the story. I didn't really want to get into specific plot details for the most part, I only wanted to give an impression of what the story was going to be thematically. I knew the lack of explicit detail may put people off, but decided by this point that I had put enough thought and work into "The Enemy of My Enemy.." that I didn't want to give away any of the plot twists in case I was fortunate enough to actually produce the story at some point in time. That said, I hope I managed to give people a sense of what the story was truly about without spoiling anything.
  

What made you decide to write comic books instead of writing for
television and movies?

I learned to read at a fairly young age and spent many evenings under the covers with a flashlight reading comic books. To this day I can recall specific comics I owned and read over and over, essentially they imprinted upon me, and superheroes took the role as the first mythological beings I came across. I can't recall a time that I didn't know who Superman and Batman were, they just seem to always have been a part of my reality. 

A few years back I hit a point in my life where things were going all right, but I was beginning to feel strongly about doing something with all of the ideas that were floating around in my head. Other than playing bass in a band, I hadn't truly flexed the creative muscle for many years, so I started writing down everything that passed through my mind. When you consider my influences then and now are Robert Anton Wilson, William Burroughs, the "Davids" (Lynch, Bowie, Cronenberg) and Philip K Dick, some of it was quite a bit "out there" so to speak. But as I read through everything I had, visualizing characters, scenes, stories, I pictured everything quite clearly in the comic book format. The more I thought about it, I began to get more and more inspired to move forward and actually attempt to produce something tangible beyond the many sticky notes, notepads and word documents that were currently gathering cobwebs. 


Which comic book do you NEED to buy every month and why?

I'd have to go with a title that brought me back into comics in my late teens: Hellblazer. As I entered high school I pretty much stopped reading comics, definitely stopped buying them. A couple years out of school I wandered into a comic shop that had recently opened in town. Back then I was reading a lot of Stephen King and Clive Barker, so I perused the shelves looking to see if there was anything similar in tone. I started thumbing through issue 13 of Hellblazer and realized I'd found what I was looking for. That one book alone brought me right back into reading comics, and though my buying habits have fluctuated over the years, it's the one title I've bought no matter what else was going on in my life. I've always had an affinity for the morally ambiguous anti-hero, and John Constantine neatly fits the bill. Peter Milligan is doing a great job on the book right now, so it's always at the top of the read pile, closely followed by whatever Grant Morrison books came out that week month.


Who wins in a fight: Avengers VS X-Men?

On top of battling various mutants threats, Sentinels, aliens and otherwise, all members of the X-Men have spent a lot of time training and learning to fight together in the Danger Room as a team. When to comes to an AVX throw-down, their teamwork should win the day.


Why do you believe in comic books? 

There's a sense of nostalgia I experience by holding a comic book in my hands, smelling the paper (yeah, I went there), the tactile experience often transports me back to when I was five years old, thumbing through a pile of comics I read over and over. 

Comic books also offer the opportunity to create a story that will only work in this particular format. Alan Moore's Promethea, Bryan Talbot's Alice in Sunderland, Grant Morrison's Flex Mentallo, these would be impossible to translate to any other form of media without losing the essence of what makes them great comics. In these and many other cases the creators were able to use the advantages of the format and show us the best of what it has to offer. 

If I could even once create something that comes close to pushing the format as these particular works in form and content have, and give someone the same sense of enjoyment that I feel when I 'm reading a comic, that'll be that day that I can honestly say that I accomplished what I set out to do.


A Scene By Scene Commentary of The Dark Knight Rises Trailer


Check out the third trailer for The Dark Knight Rises! We also give you a scene by scene breakdown with some running commentary in bold. 



0:13 Bruce, with a goatee, seemingly injured, limping.

0:18 Selena Kyle walking through an airport or train station, suspiciously.

0:24-0:28 Bruce and Selena, dancing. Selena says “There’s a storm coming”. Bruce responds “you sound like you’re looking forward to it”. Selena responds “I’m adaptable”.

0:21-0:31 Bane escapes from captivity on a plane with the help of ??? Is it Ra’s Al Ghul (Or his daughter)? We know he has a vested interested in the destruction of Gotham City.

0:34-0:50 Bane enacting several acts of terror (the destruction of a football stadium [insert Hines Ward joke], bank robbery/wall street heist, possibly kidnapping Alfred, and the destruction of at least two city bridges.

0:54-0:59 Somebody (possibly Bruce) getting dragged off, Bruce stuck in/escaping from a hole, Blake asking “Did they kill him?” And Selena says “I’m not sure”.  Selena says this with a look resembling regret or remorse on her face, suggesting at some feeling of responsibility for Batman’s absence.

0:59-1:06 Bruce, obviously beaten asks Bane “Why didn’t you just…kill me”. Bane retorts with “You’re punishment must be more severe”. It seems clear that BANE KNOWS BATMAN’S TRUE IDENTITY.

1:10- 1:14  Blake is asked “do you think he’s coming back?” and he responds “ I don’t know” (not clear whether this is about Batman or Bane, but probably about where Batman has been for all this time). As this conversation transpires, Bane is shown throwing Batman’s mask aside.  For the longest time we’ve wondered who Joseph Gordon-Levitt was really playing in the movie (is he Robin/Nightwing or just a “beat cop” as his character description suggests). It seems pretty clear that he is going to play a very significant role in the movie as he is featured very heavily in the trailer in comparison to Jim Gordon, who is almost non-existent.

1:14-1:15 Catwoman, looking at a hand in a cage, backing away, seemingly disturbed. WTF was that?

1:18-1:23 Blake says “Why would you run? Bane?” to watch Catwoman responds: “You should be as afraid of him as I am”. Showing that Selena and Bane probably know each other/have worked together in the past.

1:30 Alfred says: “I won’t bury you. I’ve buried enough members of the Wayne family”. Either saying Nolan won’t kill Bruce Wayne or further showing the devastation of a possible death of Batman.

1:36-1:49 Batman watching over Gotham. Selena saying to Bruce “You don’t owe these people anymore. You’ve given them everything”, interspersed with flashes of Batman and Bane fighting, Blake with his hands raised outwards, eyes closed (is he praying? Miming? Casting a spell?) and Lucius Fox looking at a computer (further use of the Patriotic Act?). Batman replies “Not everything. Not yet”. Possibly suggesting that Batman is going to give his life for “these people”.

1:54 Bruce kisses Talia Al Ghul. Here comes Damian.

1:55-2:10 Random fight scenes/explosions, good view of the Bat Jet, Catwoman and Batman fighting thugs side by side. It hints early on that Selena is working with Bane or simply a villain, but later on in the trailer it seems like she’s working with the good guys (through her talks with Blake and fighting alongside Batman).

2:10-2:20 Catwoman and Batman in the Bat Jet. Typical witty action movie banter (with the standard Batman gruff voice) between standard sexy male and sexy female.

Will this be the better than The Avengers?
Will this be the greatest comic book trilogy of all time?
Let us know what you think and vote on the poll to the right! ----->

Monday, April 23, 2012

Review: Near Death #7


Near Death # 7: Writer-Jay Faerber. Artist- Simone Guglielmini

If you did not know already, the Illumi-Nerdi has a twitter account. Check us out because we have so much to tell you. Recently, we had a contest to hit 250 followers. Our 250th follower was Image Comic’s Jay Faerber, writer of Near Death and the CW’s Ringer (staring Buffy’s
Sarah Michelle Gellar). For those who haven’t read this book, the story focuses around a former professional killer named Markham, who died, woke up in Hell, and then returned to the land of the living. To ensure that he doesn’t spend eternity in the bristling heat, Markham is determined to save a life for every life he stole.

One of my problems with this issue was that is very procedural. It actually reminds me of a very procedural show, The Cleaner. In the beginning of the book, the audience is introduced to a gangbanger named Devon. We found out that Markham was recruited to help save this boy’s life. Throughout the issue, he is very resistant about quitting his gang. However, it turns out that by the end of the issue he is convinced and wants to become a writer. The boy only decided to quit his gang after meeting a Hollywood writer Overall, Markham barely made an appearance or did anything that impacted the story. The end! Sorry folks, that was pretty much it.

Even though I was disappointed by the issue, Faerber did a few things differently. First off, Markham was a supporting character in this issue. Even though it hindered the issue, it was definitely an interesting concept. Even though, his lack of appearance and dialogue did leave a big hole in this issue. In most TV shows, movies and comic books, Muslims are seen as dangerous. In this issue, Devon’s brother Curtis was a former gangbanger who became a Muslim. After being released from prison, he was determined to save Devon from his past mistakes. It was fun seeing a different character perspective of a Muslim. Toward the end, Faerber hints at an interesting point about Markham's character. Curtis asks "Have you considered that perhaps simply doing good deeds isn't enough if your soul remains unchanged?". Maybe Markham needs to do much more to save his soul from an eternity of beatings. 


Score 6.5/10

Thursday, April 12, 2012

The Comic Revolution that is Image Comics

At the end of 2011, DC Comics took over the comic community with its new origin and 52 brand smacking new titles. In April of 2012, Marvel Comics introduced us to Civil War 2.0: The Avengers VS the X-Men. Well, I think it is time we introduce you to something very important, it is called the Image Comics Revolution. Since the beginning of 2012, Image Comic have been hitting the stands with several new titles and a few redeveloped titles from the 1990s.

Danger Club: Written by Landry Q. Walker and Art by Eric Jones.

What if the Superheroes left Earth to fight a war in space but never came back? Well, it is time for the sidekicks to take charge but that doesn't mean they will be a united coalition. Walker has described the book as "Lord of the Flies with superheroes".

Danger Club #1 has sold out and you can expect to see its second printing hit the stands on May 2nd.

In the mid 1990s, I stopped reading comic books. During that time, Image Comics was spreading its creativity and I missed out on it. A few months ago, Image Comics announced that they would be relaunching Robert Liefeld's Extreme line. Several titles on the line are Bloodstrike, Glory and Youngblood. Bloodstrike is written by Tim Seeley, current writer of Hack/Slash, art by Franchesco Gaston.

Bloodstrike #26 has sold out and its second printing will hit the stands on April 25th.

If you haven't read The Darkness, you might as well pick it up right now. It has a brand new creative team, written by David Hine and art by Jeremy Haun. Under the supervision of Top Cow, The Darkness #101 has sold out and its second printing will be found on the stands on April 18.

The Unstoppable Force that is Kurtis Wiebe: Grim Leaper #1


Grim Leaper #1: Written by Kurtis Wiebe and drawn by Aluisio Santos.

A few months ago, my life changed forever. No, I didn’t see God or win the lotto. Instead, I started reading independent comics. Comics like Locke and Key, Morning Glories and Green Wake changed the way I bought comic books. As we have mentioned several times before, you missed out on one of the best dark mystery books on the market, Green Wake.  Please, do not miss out on the writer of Green Wake, Kurtis Wiebe. Kurtis Wiebe is becoming an unstoppable force in the comic community. At the moment, he is writing Peter Panzerfaust. Next month, he delivers Grim Leaper to the stands. This summer, the band is getting back together and Kurtis is teaming up again with Green Wake’s artist, Riley Rossmo to bring you Debris. We have been given this gracious opportunity to read and review an early copy of Grim Leaper.

Do you enjoy romance books? Were you a fan of those awful Final Destination movies? We found a comic book for you. First off, this book does a great job balancing the book with really fascinating art and a fun story. I want to start off with the art. The coloring is not bright and doesn’t smack the reader in the face. Instead, it is very mellow and edgy and it fits the story perfectly.  The strongest parts of Santos’ art were the facial expressions when the characters escape death or the moment they are killed. In the first few pages, the main character, Lou is actually killed by a heavy duty tire. It was one of the most disgusting and beautifully drawn death scenes that I’ve ever read. As the head was sliced off, blood spewed everywhere and Lou’s fucking eye was dangling by a thread. Santos’ art is a winner!

Let’s get down to business. Kurtis concept for Grim Leaper is original and a lot of fun. Right away, we are introduced to the main character, Lou. He’s that sleazy, womanizing, sarcastic type of guy. By the end of the issue, that is no longer the case.  By the way, Lou throws up on the set of a game show about love and then he continues to mock the show, which might have been one of my favorite scenes in the book.

According to Lou, he is cursed and when he dies, his spirit is never given the chance to rest in peace. Instead of entering through those pearly white gates, he resurfaces in a new body in the same town, over and over again. No, wonder he can be a prick at times. Thankfully, Lou learns he is not the only one of his kind. Kurtis introduces us to Ella, who at the moment, is living in the body of a hardcore metal fan. It seems that future issues of Grim Leaper will be about Lou’s search for his lost love, Ella. Even though I am excited to see what path the story will be going down, I can't wait to read how Kurtis kills Lou over and over again. Does anyone want to see Lou fall from the sky and land in helicopter blades?

Score: 8.5 out of 10.