Wednesday, April 9, 2014

The Definitive Fictional Baseball Player All-Stars

In honor of the return on Major League Baseball, here is the definitive full 25-man roster of fictional baseball All-Stars. A few notes: there were very few second basemen that could qualify, so I had to go with a softball player. There are also a glut of catchers out there and at least two big ones were left off. Benny "the Jet" Rodriguez's position was never stated at the end of The Sandlot, so I took the liberty to play pretty fast and loose with his position based on my needs.
Roy Hobbs

C- Jake Taylor (Major League)
1B- Lou Collins (Little Big League)
2B- Marla Hooch (A League of Their Own)
3B- Ray Mitchell (Angels in the Outfield)
SS- Benny "the Jet" Rodriguez (The Sandlot)
LF- Isuru Tanaka (Major League II)
CF- Willie "Mays" Hayes (Major League)

RF- Roy Hobbs (The Natural)
DH- Pedro Cerrano (Major League)

SP- Steve Nebraska (The Scout

SP- Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh (Bull Durham)
81 straight strikes, 27 straight outs. Not bad.
SP- Mel Clark (Angels in the Outfield)
SP- Billy Chapel (For Love of the Game)
SP- Chet "Rocket" Steadman (Rookie of the Year)

RP- Jim Bowers (Little Big League)
RP- Ryan Dunne (Summer Catch)
RP- John "Blackout" Gatling (Little Big League)
RP- Henry Rowengartner (Rookie of the Year)
C- Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughan (Major League)

Bench- C-Crash Davis (Bull Durham), 1B-Kit "Hit or Die" Kesey (Angels in the Outfield), 3B- Roger Dorn (Major League), OF- Ben Williams (Angels in the Outfield), OF- Bump Bailey (The Natural), OF- Bobby Rayburn (The Fan)
Drop dead. I got sunscreen in my eye.


Head Coach- George Knox (Angels in the Outfield)
Pitching Coach- Phil Brickma (Rookie of the Year)
Bench Coach- Pop Fisher (The Natural)

Batting Order-
1. Willie "Mays" Hayes
2. Benny "the Jet" Rodriguez
3. Roy Hobbs
4. Pedro Cerrano
5.Jake Taylor
6.Lou Collins
7. Isuru Tanaka
8. Ray Mitchell
9. Marla Hooch

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